Oh no, what's my locker combo? (oh yeah)
It's the birthday of a Leonardo (oh yeah)
Bells ringing, and I gotta go
And I'm single, if you gotta know
I'm so over James Dean
I'm more of a three names queen

Freddie Prinze, Junior
Chad Michael Murray
Want you to be my
Want you to be my

Nineties heartthrob
Frosted tips and a middle part
TigerBeat said he's off the charts
Nineties heartthrob
We can sneak out after dark
Be an angsty teen, let you break my
Heartthrob, heartthrob, heartthrob
Ooh la la la, ooh la la la

I'll go through your Trapper Keeper (oh yeah)
I wanna get to know you deeper (oh yeah)
Got a cutie waiting in the cafeteria
Gotta grab a seat right next to ya
I'm so over James Dean
I'm more of a three names queen

Freddie Prinze, Junior
John Taylor Thomas
Want you to be my
Want you to be my

Nineties heartthrob
Frosted tips and a middle part
TigerBeat said he's off the charts
Nineties heartthrob
We can sneak out after dark
Be an angsty teen, let you break my
Heartthrob, heartthrob, heartthrob
Ooh la la la, ooh la la la

H-E-A-R double T, H-R-O-B
Joey, Lance, and JT
Maybe Chris after a couple drinks
H-E-A-R double T, H-R-O-B
Joey, Lance, and JT
Don't forget JC, he can really sing
Ooh yeah

Nineties heartthrob
Frosted tips and a middle part
TigerBeat said he's off the charts
Nineties heartthrob
We can sneak out after dark
Be an angsty teen, let you break my
Heartthrob, heartthrob, heartthrob
Ooh la la la, ooh la la la
Ooh la la la, woo!