I am your sexy girl, I am your baby girl
I am your innocence, I am your mother
I'm lady chatterly or lady chastity
Or some anonymous lover

I can be your little virgin
(At the Commack Motor Inn)
Or your dominatrix
(In your parent's bed)
We'll play some spin the bottle, we'll play some Marvin Gaye
Or we can dress you up in women's clothing

Let's go shopping at the pink pussycat
You talk to the salesman, I'll hide in the back
I may be bashful but I got the cash
I ain't afraid to try new things like that
Whatever you're thinking, whatever you're feeling
I'll be either one or all of the above
Whatever you're thinking, whatever you're feeling
I'll be either one or all of the above

I'm a widow in mourning
(Lonely for your love)
I'm the bride on her wedding day
(You are not the groom)
I'm a singing telegram at 2 A.M
Or the French maid who comes to clean your room

Let's go shopping at the pink pussycat
You talk to the salesman, I'll hide in the back
I may be bashful but I got the cash
I ain't afraid to try new things like that
Whatever you're thinking, whatever you're feeling
I'll be either one or all of the above
Whatever you're thinking, whatever you're feeling
I'll be either one or all of the above

I'll keep you guessing, babe, you won't need confession, no
I'll be either one or all of the above

Well I couldn't imagine
If I couldn't be myself
If you're afraid to ask for what you want
Then you might rebel

But if you've got that combination, where
You can play some 'show and tell'
Well don't be shameful, I am your rainbow
Liberate your body and soothe your soul

I can be your baby-sitter
(Who let you stay up late)
Or your best friend's mother
(Really hot date)
Or your favorite cousin
(She taught you how to French kiss)
Or Miss Finnegan from health class

I'm a school girl in knee socks
(With pig-tails in her hair)
I'm Aphrodite for dinner
(Or Linda Carter)
I'm rose petals, I'm ruby wine
And if you want, I'll be the President's wife

Baby want to tell me
Whatever you're thinking, whatever you're feeling
I'll be either one or all of the above
Whatever you're thinking, whatever you're feeling
I'll be either one or all of the above

I'll keep you guessing, babe, you won't need confession, no
I'll be either one or all of the above

Whatever you're thinking, whatever you're feeling