If I was a wall, you'd take a can
And you'd spray paint, paint all over this man
If I was a car, you'd take a key
Put the metal to the metal 'til you leave me

Feeling like I'm vandalized
You can't stop getting off, girl your love breaking me, making me
Scandalized
I get burned, I don't learn, so in turn, I get vandalized

Hey, hey, he-ey
Hey, hey, he-ey
Hey, hey, he-e-ey

If I was a window, you'd find a rock
Throw a fast ball through me with all you got
If I was a priceless work of art
You'd draw a mustache on me, that's just how you are

Feeling like I'm vandalized
You can't stop getting off, girl your love breaking me, making me
Scandalized
I get burned, I don't learn, so in turn, I get vandalized

Hey, hey, he-ey
Hey, hey, he-ey
Hey, hey, he-e-ey

Why do I keep coming back?
Why do I keep coming back?
I'm a mailbox, you're a baseball bat
You don't care how I feel
You just don't care how I feel
You're an egg and I'm a windshield

So I get just vandalized
You can't stop getting off, girl your love breaking me, making me
Scandalized
I get burned, I don't learn, so in turn, I get vandalized
Vandalized
You can't stop getting off, girl your love breaking me, making me
Scandalized
Well, I get burned, I don't learn, so in turn, I get vandalized

Hey, hey, he-ey
Hey, hey, he-ey
Hey, hey, he-e-ey
Girl your love breaking me, don't ya?
Hey, hey, he-ey
Hey, hey, he-ey
Hey, hey, he-e-ey
Oh, vandalized
Hey, hey, he-ey
Hey, hey, he-ey
Hey, hey, he-e-ey
Hey, hey, hey